Hi! My name's Chris Smith, I live in Langbar, near Ilkley (England, North Yorkshire). I am 16 years old, and my birthday is on the 25th of January, so if anyone wants to send me presents, feel free (sorry, had to get that bit in somewhere). I have two sisters, Alice and Harriet, and one brother, called Nicholas, who I prefer not to talk about ;)

    If you really feel the need to see a picture of me, and think you can withstand having a heart attack, click here.

    I have designed several sites on the internet, including Ilkley.org,  and this site, among others. At the moment we are still in the process of making the Ilkley Grammar School Web pages, as the school has just got on the internet.

    On most nights, I am on IRC, on channel #Argonet, and channel #Acorn, on IRC my nickname is Gromit, I am a great fan of Wallace and Gromit. On IRC I am part of the Cyber-Ward family, being Tigger's Cyber-Son.

    My main sport is Swimming, and I go to the local swimming club three times a week (Monday, Thursday, and Sunday). I swim in galas often, and my best strok is the back-stroke. Recently I have been getting into a lot more sports, including Rollerblading, Table Tennis, and Snooker, since Dad bought a snooker table, which fills up the whole cellar, and is twice the size of my bedroom!

    I have just finished my GCSE's at Ilkley Grammar School, I'll tell you the results when I get them (fingerz crossed :)
     

    A bit more about me:

  • Top ten things I am likely to say:
    1. Tart
    2. Bummer
    3. Don't play leap frog with unicorns
    4. Chocolate
    5. I know
    6. Because I can
    7. Wibble
    8. Beat it with a stick
    9. Pants
    10. Gubbins
  • Top five things I am least likely to say:
    1. I'm just doing my homework
    2. I'm revising
    3. I'm mature, I can manage without chocolate
    4. I'm mature
    5. Do you fancy a game of football?
  • Top ten films in my opinion (in no particular order):
    • Forrest Gump
    • Toys
    • Species
    • Star Trek: First Contact
    • Beavis and Butt-Head do America
    • Mrs. Doubtfire
    • Naked Gun 22 1/2
    • Bean
    • Men in Black
    • Dennis
  • Top ten television series in my opinion (in no particular order):
    • The Vicar of Dibley
    • Men Behaving Badly
    • The Friday Night Armistice
    • Friends
    • South Park
    • Star Trek: Voyager
    • Rory Bremnar: Who Else?
    • My...So Called Life
    • Game On
    • Have I Got News For You
  • Film I would least like to see if it were ever released:
    • TeleTubbies - The Movie
  • Film I never want to see anyway:
    • Spice World