ThE ChAoS zOnE - TeAcHeR Vs. BoRg.


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Teacher Vs. Borg

Borg in Uniform
    Being highly scientific people, we wondered what would happen if we put a student crazed mad psychotic teacher in the same room as a load of even eviller borg. We devised a completely fair test of dressing 40 borg up in school uniform, and letting the teacher take the class as normal. We then went to our local borg cube, collected our 40, and let them sit in our place in the lesson while we went off into town. The borg only agreed to this because we offered them a packet of cheesy wotsits for them to assimilate in the hope of finding new and intelligent life on earth.

    For reference, we have included the entire single period (we didn't think it was fair on the borg to let them sit in on a double) lesson conversation:

      *note: when the term "Borg" is used in the character column of this conversation - the entire class of borg is speaking at once, as they operate as a single conscienceness.

    Teacher: Good morning class.

    Borg: Morning is irrelevant, the life forms known as 'class' have been eradicated.

    Teacher: Right, we'll take the register first, Adam?

    Borg: Register is irrelevant, the life form formerly known as 'Adam' has been assimilated. He is now part of us, everything he didn't know, the borg now don't know. Resistance is futile.

    Teacher: Don't you *DARE* talk back to me like that, go and stand outside!

    The entire class of borg get up and file out of the room.

    Teacher: OK, that's your punishment, come back in. 

    The borg file back in from the corridor outside, and stand behind their desks once more.

    Teacher: Today we'll be learning about osmosis

    At this point the borg go into regeneration mode (sleep), and prompty self destruct, taking down every borg in existence with them.

    Don't play leap frog with unicorns

    So there we are, a teacher single handedly destroys every borg in existence. Now we know what we should have done in films like Independance Day, First Contact, etc.

Was that as good for you as it was for me?
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