You Might be a Teacher
if...
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You find humor in other people's stupidity.
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You want to slap the next person who says
"Must be nice to work 8 to 2:35 and have summers free".
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You believe chocolate is a food group.
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You can tell if it's a full moon without ever
looking outside.
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When out in public you feel the urge to snap
your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
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When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking
about a food group.
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You think people should be required to get
a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
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You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to
reproduce.
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You laugh uncontrollably when people refer
to the staff room as the "lounge."
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You believe in aerial spraying of Prozak.
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You've ever had your profession slammed by
someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
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You can't have children because there's no
name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure
the moment you heard it uttered.
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You think caffeine should be available in
intravenous form.
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You smile weakly, and want to choke a person
when he or she says "Oh, you must have such FUN every day. This must be
like playtime for you."
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Meeting a child's parent instantly answers
the question "Why is this kid like this?"
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