* ISDN => It Still Does Nothing

* APPLE => Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

* IBM => I Blame Microsoft

* DEC => Do Expect Cuts

* CA => Constant Acquisitions

* CD-ROM => Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

* OS/2 => Obsolete Soon, Too.

* SCSI => System Can't See It

* DOS => Defunct Operating System

* BASIC => Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

* WWW => World Wide Wait