9. You're still trying to figure out what font John Hancock used on the Declaration of Independence.

8. Your new waffle iron comes with a mouse.

7. Your kid's new "See'n'Say" has more RAM than your PC at work.

6. Three words: Windows 95 Jammies.

5. Forget Disney World -- your kids want to go to COMDEX.

4. You get all dolled-up to visit a chat room.

3. You refuse to correspond with your grandmother until she "gets a clue" and gets email.

2. You dial 911 when you lose your AOL connection.

and the Number 1 Sign That Technology is Getting the Best of You...

1. After 3 sleepless nights, 6 pepperoni pizzas, and 7 pots of espresso, you still can't find the difference between Netscape 3.0b764.1 and 3.0b764.2.