| The original, very colourful, obviously
standing too close to an Intel PentiumII that burns those suits into those
colours - they only wear them to protect themselves from the inhumane amounts
of radiation created by the nuclear generator in the back of the van, needed
to power that massive PentiumII that's stuck on the side of the van for
some reason (scale of the Pentium on the van: scale of real PentiumII =
1:1).
The designer of this van was reported to have been inspired by a loo
roll, notice the surprisingly cylindrical shape of the van.
|
Acorn's contender: Rather drab in comparison,
but the single coloured, white suit obviously fits in with Acorn's presentation
which has remained the same for the last 350+ years. This person is obviously
only wearing a balaclava because he has just robbed Microsoft HQ of some
brand spanking old ideas that Microsoft nicked off them in the first place,
and if he didn't wear a face mask, Microsoft would instantly know that
Acorn had robbed them because of a layer of dead skin which has flaked
off this techie's face from his horrible skin disease, which spreads like
wild flower though out Acorn HQ - it's only known cause seems to be spending
too may long hours in from of the computer, this is also the excuse given
to the public by Acorn as the reason why many of it's employee's have no
style whatsoever. The only music you would find being played in an Acorn
chip plant would be "The best *Ever* Album of 13th Century Monk Choirs". |
